dear silly girl, a miracle hath occurred and that is why i’m breaking out the hebrew. or typing as if i have a lisp. either way. did i win a large sum of money? if i did, i wouldn’t be blogging right now. i’d be shopping and doing an embarrassing victory dance. was i magically… Continue reading the one where you are potty trained!
dear silly girl, we have a vegetable fairy. at least once a week, i go to the back door to let biscuit out and sitting on the railing of the deck will be a bag with cucumbers, tomatoes, and peppers in it. what a sweet little vegetable fairy! it’s not really a fairy. our next… Continue reading the one about the vegetable fairy
dear silly girl, we started potty training again today. it is such a delight. uh, no. i actually have a friend who said she enjoys potty-training. that’s ridiculous. i think she needs her head examined. you did pretty good this morning, but this afternoon was not so fun. you had some accidents and were just… Continue reading the one about all of this ridiculousness
dear silly girl, you now have princess teeth! that’s what your doctor called them. yesterday was a rough day for all of us. for you more than anybody. we arrived at the hospital at 6:15 in the morning after an hour long ride during which you gave me a stare down because i couldn’t give… Continue reading the one about your princess teeth
dear silly girl, the horrible day is friday. part of me is really glad it’s here and part of me is really dreading it. i don’t want you to be put to sleep. but i don’t want you to have bad teeth, either. these are the choices a parent must make. tomorrow i’m going to… Continue reading the one about your dental surgery
dear silly girl, since the weekend has arrived, i just thought i would share this with you. so here goes. the recipe: wake up before anyone else. not early, but earlier than them. you know, your husband and children. go directly to the kitchen and start coffee. hopefully, you already have at least a medium… Continue reading the one about how to have a great morning
dear silly girl, today was… interesting. you had your 2 year check up today and it was delightful. you may be every doctor and nurse’s nightmare. you didn’t want to do anything that had to be done. nurse: stand on the scale. you: no. me: they just wanna see how much you weigh, baby. stand… Continue reading the one about your 2 year check up and the dentist