just letters

the one about Christmas break, Nora Ephron, cops, and visitors

    dear silly girl, i can’t keep you out of the Christmas tree. i’m starting to worry that you have developed an obsessive compulsive disorder that makes it impossible for you to not touch each ornament, pull the special ones off, be sent to the corner, and come back and do it all again.… Continue reading the one about Christmas break, Nora Ephron, cops, and visitors

just letters

the one with mama’s lament about automatic flushing toilets

dear silly girl, you have an absolute phobia of toilets that flush themselves and it has made me seriously consider suing the stores that install them. here are 4 reasons why: 1) they are so ridiculously loud that they scare the bejesus outta you. 2) little people, such as yourself, do not accurately block the… Continue reading the one with mama’s lament about automatic flushing toilets